man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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mental kid

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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