Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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im gay

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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