Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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whats black and large -me

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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