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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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