What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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women's rights

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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