Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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