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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Dyslexics are teople poo

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

The bears will win the Super Bowl

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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