My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Women's rights.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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