- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Charlie Sheen is winning

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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