Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A bar walks into a man

Chicken

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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