- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

LO AND BEHOLD!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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