- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Good job, son.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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