Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Once, I went to Peru.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Abortion.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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