- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Your sex life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

#Getweird

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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