- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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