Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Matt is a Duster!

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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