A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Asian women drivers...

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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