Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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