- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why so serious ?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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