- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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