- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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