- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Okay.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

tea with milk?

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