Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

your mum

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Caroline Kelly.

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