The word "Walter" is never funny.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

test

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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