25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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