BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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John Cena

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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