- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I had friends on the Death Star.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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