What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

2 black kids walk into school

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Yo mama so fat.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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