- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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