- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

John Cena

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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