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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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