What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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derp

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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read me write me

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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