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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

think twice or at least think

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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