A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Click here to end the world.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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