- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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