Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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nothing

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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