- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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