What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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