- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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