What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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dead dibbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Anti Joke

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