- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

black people

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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