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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Pickles

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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