- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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