What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

N-E Pats never cheated

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

eoin burgin is fat

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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