Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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