- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

women's rights

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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