What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

John Cena

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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