Poker? I barely even know her.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

I hate blackniggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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