- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

I have a horse.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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