What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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