- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Women's Rights

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

kennah campion when she talks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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