- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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