whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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