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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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