I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's two plus two? Window

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

LO AND BEHOLD!

su algato es en fuego

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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