- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

sorry got to poo

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

If life gives you lemonade.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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