knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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