- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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