Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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