Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Vagina cream... end of story

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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