- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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