- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

whats hairy and crys your mom

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

The cream, it is coming

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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