- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Call of Duty is a good game.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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