how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Heskey time.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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