Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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