Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Well this is pointless.....

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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