- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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