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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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