When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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DERP

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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