- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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