- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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