a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Face Hunter is scum

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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